
What a week. Quite a roller coaster of events took place. Let’s start from the beginning. Friday night after Tropical Storm Fay passed I went over to some friend's apartment to play some Wii and to finally hang out post Storm. We were up late until around 0100 when I decided to head home and get some sleep. I'm still not quite familiar with my surroundings and it’s only around 2 or 3 miles away from my apartment, however I still rely on my Garmin Nuvi to get me where I need to go. On the way to my friends place I remember driving parallel to the freeway and my Garmin had me turn one road too early. Thinking that I knew better than my GPS , I turned right to get to the road where I thought I should be.
This is where the trouble started. As Karen, the Australian accented voice I have chosen to guide me through the roads of the U.S. kept repeating "Recalculating…. Recalculating… Make a U-turn… Recalculating." By this point I had already started to drive through what appeared to be a little water on the road that Fay left in her wake. Next thing I knew my car has quit and won’t start up. As I sat there trying to start the car, I feel the carpeting in my car getting moist. I start to panic a bit and open the sun roof. My first call is to AAA. And even though my Garmin (in my opinion) was the cause of my present situation it proved to be very useful, as I had no idea what road I was on. I gave the operator my GPS coordinates and she sent someone on their way.
1 inch of water in the bottom of my car.
I crawled up through my sun roof to sit on the roof. I was fortunate that it was a clear night and not raining anymore. I started text messaging friends to see if there was anyone that was awake to talk to and keep my mind off of the rising water in my car. I then started thinking about possible alligators that could be lurking about, but fortunately I did not see any. I called AAA back to find out how much longer it would take for the tow truck to get here. At least this was my cover story to see if someone would stay on the line and talk to me to keep me occupied during the wait.
4 inches of water in my car.
Later I saw a spot light from a car on the main road. It appeared to be two police cars with the AAA truck behind them. The truck forded the mini lake, hooked me up and pulled me out. The two police officers seemed very suspicious as to why I was in the water. They asked me what I was doing there and I told them. I volunteered my I.D. to try and make them less suspicious of me. As it turns out the road I was stuck on was a very bad part of town. As they explained to me that this road was where drug deals and shady business takes place, a man came around the corner that appeared to be intoxicated. His pants were down to his knees with his boxers hanging out and had a wife beater tank top shirt on. As he got closer one of the officers called out to the man "Leroy… Go home." This apparently startled Leroy and he stopped, almost fell over and replied "How’d you know my name?" with a drunken slur. The police let me go on my way and the tow truck took me back home. I was told that it wouldn't be surprising if my Camry would start up the next day.
The next day was a warm one. I figured the car had time to dry up and I went down to start it up. No go. She certainly did try though. I was a bit relieved to hear the stereo was working fine. I'm not a mechanic but I figured that meant there was no electrical problem. AAA was called again. I turned my car over to the Toyota Dealership and I explained how much of an idiot I was. They told me not to be so hard on myself. Even though I was from Nevada and may not know any better, there were at least 8 other cars that came in today from people that did the same thing who were Floridians. I couldn't help but chuckle. I of course had to get a rental while my car is being worked on. This particular dealership is almost like a lounge, with a deli and plush seats to watch tv on 2 or 3 LCD screens. They also have a Toyota rental car desk. I personally believe they have quite a scam going on. MY car is an 06 Camry. They rented me an 09 Camry. They can keep my car as LONG as they want because I do NOT want to give this one back. Its such a tease to give you a nicer car than the one you brought in for servicing! It makes me want to look at the used cars they have on the lot. Although... I will say I would probably look for a truck with a higher ground clearance if I were to do that!
Monday came, and our instructor (first class after a week off from the Trop Storm) pops a quiz on us. I was not impressed with my performance. It was somewhat okay but he isn't going to count this one. That's a relief.
Wednesday came around and I was excited! Mythbusters was coming on at 21:00 local time and I was crossing my fingers that I would be on it. Zero G had Adam Savage and Jaime Hyneman come aboard to help bust the conspiracy theories that NASA pulled off the biggest hoax of all time of landing on the moon. Our particular myth was whether walking on earth could be slowed down with a high speed camera and duplicate how walking on the moon appeared from the footage of Neil and Buzz. I had seen myself up on the silver screen during the Regal Movie Theater First Look when I saw Dark Knight, and friends of mine had reported the same thing to me at other films. TV commercials for the big event were on during the week and my phone had not stopped ringing from people saying they had seen me on them. 21:00 came around and the last segment with Zero G I spotted my unmistakable bald head. WOOHOO!!! There went my 15 minutes of fame!! And with Mythbusters no less!! But I must say the planning involved and the setbacks with NASA's scrubbed launch really threw wrenches into the plans. Originally we were to take off from the SLF (Shuttle Landing Facility at the Kennedy Space Center) as we normally did. However when a Shuttle Launch is scrubbed all airports in the vicinity shut down for security reasons. The closest airport we could fly out of was MCO (Orlando). Working with Mythbusters is one of the highlights of my life so far. For me it even surpasses the planning and meeting of Prof. Stephen Hawking for his historic Zero G Flight, and meeting Buzz Aldrin… but it's a very, very close 2nd and 3rd… practically tied.
Man!! I have had ENOUGH of water!!! Too much water in my car… and now my AC unit is leaking. At first I thought my cat had peed on the floor in the laundry room but as I went to sop it up with a towel I noticed the drip from the vent. Because the hot water heater is located directly under the Air Conditioning duct I could not get a bucket underneath it. So I used the plastic lid of a large Rubbermaid box and duct taped it under the leak at an angle to let the water run down the lid and collect into the large box. I went into the apartment's management office to let them know the problem. Since then the AC has quit working altogether making it absolutely miserable in my apartment. I ended up going to HAL-mart (that's a pretty obscure reference to the computer "HAL" on 2001 A Space Odyssey. WHO by the way got his name from IBM. Take each letter of IBM and move one letter back in the alphabet. Has anyone else but me noticed that Wal-Mart is just one letter off from being HAL-Mart?) to buy a floor fan.
Our first test in class was Thursday. If we don't pass the test with 80% or higher, we could be academically grounded. Reviews in class were done to make sure we knew what to study. As the tests were handed out you could hear people start to chuckle as they read over the questions. The questions were word for word from our study guides in the back of each of our chapters. I think maybe one or two people in class didn't get 100%. I am very proud to say I got a perfect score.
As I sat at home trying to keep cool, I received a phone call from my assigned CFI (Certified Flight Instructor). I am to meet him at 20:00 the next night. Upon meeting my new North Carolina teacher, he put me through the ropes of what to do prior to signing in for a flight and or Simulator (sim). He took me out to a plane to show me how to do a preflight inspection and to go over a few more details. This all took about 3 and half hours. Around 23:30 I went back to my kiln of a home and was greeted by a complaining cat. Wow… if she's complaining then you KNOW it’s bad!!
I couldn't wait for Saturday. This was the day I was to get in a sim for the first time and hopefully, weather permitting, my first flight in the left seat of the Cirrus SR-20. Saturday morning I got to DCA about an hour and a half early. I'm notorious for being WAY too early for everything! I waited for my CFI by looking over manuals and equations that we had to learn for preflight rituals. I headed to the sim building where I found my instructor and sat in the sim cockpit of the Cirrus. For an hour I sat there learning the do’s and how to's of this expensive high tech video game. For the life of me I could NOT get the plane to fly straight and level without concentrating with all my A.D.D. inflicted brain. Each 5 minute interval my instructor asked me to go through some checklist which I would do, however I would always have to spend another 10 minutes to get back on the heading, altitude, and speed he wanted me to be.
Toward the end of the hour he jumped my plane to the landing sequence. I was instructed to take my eyes off the instruments (which I had been focusing on for the last hour) and keep the "landing bars" dead center of the screen. I was doing great! Flaps at 50% the nose dips… slow the speed more, flaps to 100%. The closer I got to the runway the sketchier my flying became. Form my first sim landing I killed myself and all the passengers on board. I love having a reset button n this plane!
We headed over to the Operations building where we signed in for our airplane. I could feel myself getting more and more excited for my first flight. I began with the weight and balance equations and even though it took me a while to do… I was dead on with all my numbers - well within balance for the Cirrus. I could hear a bit of commotion outside the small interrogation room I was using to crunch my numbers. My instructor called to me and showed me how to call in for weather reports. It wasn't good. Some airports were not reporting, and with hurricane Gustav heading into the gulf we were getting some nasty weather. My first flight was not looking like it would take off. I kept collecting the numbers I would need such as various V or top speeds like… Top speed for flaps at 50% and 100%. Top cruising speed, never exceed speed etc. There's A LOT to memorize. At this point my CFI came in and had me sign a form which indicated we were canceling our flight due to weather. DAMN! My heart sank. I kept thinking better safe than sorry. (I wish I remembered that when I turned my car into a submarine.)
So this week was certainly a day at 6 Flags over Florida. Quite a few dips and a few peaks here and there. I know this is just the beginning. I'm sure I will have more difficult weeks and some easier ones. I just have to keep my eyes and heart on the prize. Next week starts our Radio Communications class, and hopefully… HOPEFULLY! I will finally get in the air!









